yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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