Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
