How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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