he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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