he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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