i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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