brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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