STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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