....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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