You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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