Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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