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Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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