I can text with my tongue
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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