That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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