Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
God I need to hump something, right now.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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