Welp...herpes.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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