i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
You were trust falling into bushes
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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