How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Send help, water and tortillas.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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