i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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