i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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