Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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