Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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