the day after is always just damage control
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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