i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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