Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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