well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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