Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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