Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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