question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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