38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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