: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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