is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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