We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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