did you get engaged???
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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