My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
