i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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