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Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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