try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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