he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she told me i tasted like america
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
