can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Are we still banned from the library?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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