Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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