A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he thought i was a dude.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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