you win again, gameday.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We were destined to go to rehab together
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Randomize
