I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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