Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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