I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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