i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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