you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i permit you to call me
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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