how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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