My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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