But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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