Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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