But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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